Joint parenting...

This came from the person who swears on oath that he can effectively communicate with me and us to enter into a joint parenting arrangement.

Me: "Owen is asking so many questions about you. I gave him a picture of you holding him when he was a baby and told him 'This is your dad. His name is Bill. He lives in Illinois.' ...It is so sweet how he holds the picture and smiles and tells people, 'My dad Bill!' I think we should call a couple of times a week so he can talk to you and get to know you better before his visit in December."

Him: "Let me talk to the kids."

{cocksucker}